What'sblackandwhiteandredallover?
---------Azebrathatdoesn’tknowhowtoputlipstickon.
Itissaidamongmypeoplethatsomethingsareimprovedbydeath.Tellme,whatstinkswhileliving,butindeath,smellsgood?
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Thenallthyfeculentmajestyrecalls
Thenauseousmustinessofforsakenbowers,
Theleprousnudityofdesertedhalls--
Thepositivenastinessofsulliedflowers.
AndImarkthecolours,yellowandblack,
Thatfrescothylithe,dictatorialthighs.
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